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Do you not know how to use a computer because you're 70, or are you the shit at using computers because of being in TNG? I will not even ask about iPads because clearly you are on those all the time.
 
 
 
 
 
 
...and coming across the greatest clothing brand names. FACETASM, NINCOMPOOP CAPACITY, and greatest of all Vive Vagina. VIVE VAGINA.
There is also apparently a clothing store in Tokyo called Dog. And Nude Trump, which is also pretty great. It's like the clothes are SO AWESOME that they trump nudity.
That is all.
 
 
 
 
 
 
When I type Targaryen in Word, the spellcheck gives me Margarines as the word it thinks I meant.
 
 
 
 
 
 
So here is an excerpt from someone named Brunel to some dude that pissed him off: 
“Plain gentlemanly language seems to have no effect upon you. I must try stronger language and stronger measures. You are a cursed, lazy, inattentive, apathetic vagabond, and if you continue to neglect my instructions and to show such infernal laziness, I shall send you about your business. I have frequently told you, amongst other absurd, untidy habits, that that of making drawings on the backs of others was inconvenient; by your cursed neglect of that you have again wasted more of my time than your whole life is worth, in looking for the altered drawings you were to make of the station they won’t do.”

It is pretty freaking amazing I must say. If there had been a course in school just about Victorian letter writing, and like how to do it, I would totally take it, just so I could burn someone this eloquently in emails.
Also I have NO IDEA why I can't turn off italics.

~meganOUT
 
 
 
 
 
 

Excited for tonight! (well tomorrow, I don't have TV).
 
 
 
 
 
 

Definitely need to see if they still do shows in like Tokyo, and then be there for one. The $2000 plane ticket would be TOTALLY WORTH IT.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I have only watched like10 minutes, but believe  me, it's enough to have pretty strong opinions.
1. WHY IS EVERYONE SO UGLY? Ok, the girls aren't that ugly, but the BOYS ARE DISGUSTINGLY GROSS. Plus I think they're like, 12.
2. I don't think a lesbian cheerleader would take two straight male friends, especially one that is a perv, to any sort of gay shindig. So way to be lazy and fail writers.
3. oh yeah, and they have pretty much copied the British pilot as well. Except the music is bad, and there are no boobs or swears. Seriously, someone says "dinglely".
4. The guy who plays Chris is especially ugly and no grown woman would want to tap that.
5. Who says "narcotics"? I mean, I am not a teenager anymore but I'm pretty sure that's not the slang these days.
6. EW NOW UGLY TONY IS SINGING AND IT IS MAKING MY VAGINA CRAWL UP INSIDE ITSELF. I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IS NOT HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO FEEL.
7. Seriously. Lamest,  effing slang I have ever heard. The writers clearly have no idea how real American teenagers talk.

Ugh, it was seriously WORSE than I thought it would be.
 
 
 
 
 
 

I CAN'T WAIT!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
I am kind of mad that I watched Rome now, because 1) it was awesome, and 2) I am kind of mad that no one from this show is cast in GoT! I  hope at least they've got some of the writers and such, because they managed to pack a lot of intrigue into a small number of episodes, which is exactly what GoT needs to do to be successful. I am especially annoyed that Ray Stevenson was not cast as Robert Baratheon though, because OMG he would have been perfect. I mean, I have faith in who was cast, but Ray Stevenson is exactly what I imagined King Robert would be like.

I mean, am I right or what?

~MeganOUT
 
 
 
 
 
 
So they gave Kristen Schaal her own comedy special. Her dress is amazing.
http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/comedy-central-presents/volume-9/comedy-central-presents-kristen-schaal/#clip301413

~MeganOUT